I was in the car with my mom and younger brother, and we were listening to the radio. The song Pillow Talk came on and my 11 year old brother was singing along to it perfectly. He doesn’t know what he is singing about but he loves any Top 40 music. Then I started thinking ‘did I innocently sing along to bad songs on the radio too?’
Turns out, we totally did.
Milkshake – Kelis
Notable Lyric: “You want me to teach thee/ Techniques that freaks these boys/ It can’t be bought”
Lady Marmalade – Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mya, Pink
Notable Lyric: “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi”
I guess our French classes weren’t all that useful.
Candy Shop – 50 Cent ft. Olivia
Notable Lyric: “I’m seasoned vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with this stick”
That would be my pickup line.
Bed Rock – Young Money
Notable Lyric: “My room is the G spot/ Call Me Mr.Flinstone/ I Can Make Your Bed Rock”
3 – Britney Spears
Notable Lyric: “one, two, three…/Peter, Paul and Mary/Getting down with 3P… everybody loves Unh”
SexyBack – Justin Timberlake
Notable Lyric: “I’m your slave/ I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave”
U + Ur Hand – Pink
Notable Lyric: “It’s just you and your hand tonight”
I first heard this song from my friends’ mom who played this in her mini van. Oops.
Lollipop – Lil Wayne ft. Static
Notable Lyric: “Shawty wanna’ hump, you know I’d like to touch ya lovely lady lumps”
First of all don’t call me Shawty and I prefer to call them lady curves, not lumps. Kk thanks.
Why do all songs gotta have some sexual undertone to them?!
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